WrongVerb'S MOCK DRAFT

03/06/24-1

  • WrongVerb DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bengals
Draft Selections
Olumuyiwa Fashanu Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (CIN)
Olumuyiwa Fashanu
OT Penn State
T'Vondre Sweat Head Shot
PICK: 50 RND: 2 (CIN)
T'Vondre Sweat
DT Texas
Keon Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (CIN)
Keon Coleman
WR Florida State
Dadrion Taylor-Demerson Head Shot
PICK: 116 RND: 4 (CIN)
Dadrion Taylor-Demerson
S Texas Tech
Tommy Eichenberg Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (CIN)
Tommy Eichenberg
LB Ohio State
Dallin Holker Head Shot
PICK: 160 RND: 5 (CIN)
Dallin Holker
TE Colorado State
Marist Liufau Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (CIN)
Marist Liufau
LB Notre Dame
Dylan Laube Head Shot
PICK: 175 RND: 5 (CIN)
Dylan Laube
RB New Hampshire
Kamal Hadden Head Shot
PICK: 196 RND: 6 (CIN)
Kamal Hadden
CB Tennessee
Garret Greenfield Head Shot
PICK: 235 RND: 7 (CIN)
Garret Greenfield
OT South Dakota State
Frank Gore Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (CIN)
Frank Gore Jr.
RB Southern Miss
Draft Picks Received
T'Vondre Sweat Head Shot
PICK: 50 RND: 2 (PHI)
T'Vondre Sweat
DT Texas
Dallin Holker Head Shot
PICK: 160 RND: 5 (PHI)
Dallin Holker
TE Colorado State
Marist Liufau Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (PHI)
Marist Liufau
LB Notre Dame
Draft Picks Traded
T.J. Tampa Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (PHI)
T.J. Tampa
CB Iowa State
Draft Grade — Bengals
Overall B
ValueB+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Bengals let Coleman fall into their laps, and walked away with a B.

This is the pick they will still be bragging about in July: Keon Coleman, the No. 36 name on the board, stolen at Round 3, Pick 16. They moved the roster forward and banked a B for it.

They covered a lot of ground and still skipped quarterback, which is a strange place to end up. On the needs board they went 7 of 8, with cornerback the one that mattered most.

Almost all the early capital went to that side of the ball. The phones were busy but the ledger stayed level.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but quarterback.

Pick Analysis
Pick18 Rnd1 Olumuyiwa Fashanu
In slot 18 they get a plug-and-play piece up front, and a steal at that. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick50 Rnd2 T'Vondre Sweat
No drama and no debate, T'Vondre Sweat went about where he belonged in pick 50. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick80 Rnd3 Keon Coleman
Taking Keon Coleman in the Round 3 slot is close to grand larceny; a wide receiver that good had no business lasting this long. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick116 Rnd4 Dadrion Taylor-Demerson
Somehow Dadrion Taylor-Demerson was still sitting there in No. 116, and they pounced on premier safety value. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick148 Rnd5 Tommy Eichenberg
Tommy Eichenberg in the 148th pick lands just on the right side of the ledger. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick160 Rnd5 Dallin Holker
Dallin Holker in the 160th overall pick is fair value, right on his grade. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick171 Rnd5 Marist Liufau
Marist Liufau at Round 5, Pick 35 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. It fills a real need, too.
Pick175 Rnd5 Dylan Laube
A running back of that caliber at pick No. 175 is the definition of value, full stop. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick196 Rnd6 Kamal Hadden
Kamal Hadden at the 196th pick is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick235 Rnd7 Garret Greenfield
Garret Greenfield slipping to slot 235 is the kind of luck good rooms make for themselves. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick252 Rnd7 Frank Gore Jr.
Frank Gore Jr. in No. 252 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It patches a soft spot without any drama.