WrongVerb'S MOCK DRAFT

03/19/24-1

  • WrongVerb DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bengals
Draft Selections
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (CIN)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Tyler Guyton Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (CIN)
Tyler Guyton
OT Oklahoma
T'Vondre Sweat Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (CIN)
T'Vondre Sweat
DT Texas
Trey Benson Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (CIN)
Trey Benson
RB Florida State
Sedrick Van Pran Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (CIN)
Sedrick Van Pran
C Georgia
Ben Sinnott Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (CIN)
Ben Sinnott
TE Kansas State
Nehemiah Pritchett Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (CIN)
Nehemiah Pritchett
CB Auburn
Jaden Crumedy Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (CIN)
Jaden Crumedy
DT Mississippi State
Julian Pearl Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (CIN)
Julian Pearl
OT Illinois
Jordan Magee Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (CIN)
Jordan Magee
LB Temple
Johnny Dixon Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (CIN)
Johnny Dixon
CB Penn State
Draft Picks Received
Tyler Guyton Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (ARI)
Tyler Guyton
OT Oklahoma
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (NYG)
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Draft Picks Traded
Jaylen Harrell Head Shot
PICK: 194 RND: 6 (ARI)
Jaylen Harrell
DE-EDGE Michigan
Players traded away
Head Shot
Tee Higgins
WR
Draft Grade — Bengals
Overall D
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesF FutureB
The Bengals won the night they stopped Dixon from sliding. Grade: D.

Every swap seemed to tilt away from the Bengals, and the value they bled adds up to real damage. Too much went sideways, and the D is the honest tally.

That Dixon pick is the receipt they will wave around later. They punted on quarterback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. If Sinnott pans out, nobody remembers the price. If not, this is the pick they hear about.

Job largely done: cornerback settled and 7 of 8 of the wish list covered.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and quarterback is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick18 Rnd1 Brian Thomas Jr.
In pick 18 they get a home-run threat at receiver, reach and all. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick35 Rnd2 Tyler Guyton
Tyler Guyton slid further than he should have, and slot 35 is lovely value for the offensive lineman. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick49 Rnd2 T'Vondre Sweat
T'Vondre Sweat at the Round 2 slot is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the interior defensive lineman. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick80 Rnd3 Trey Benson
Trey Benson in the 80th pick is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It fills a real need, too.
Pick97 Rnd3 Sedrick Van Pran
Somehow Sedrick Van Pran was still sitting there in the 97th overall pick, and they pounced on premier offensive lineman value. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick115 Rnd4 Ben Sinnott
A conviction pick on Ben Sinnott at pick No. 115 that the board grades a round light. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick149 Rnd5 Nehemiah Pritchett
A clean, defensible pick in Round 5, Pick 13 with a little surplus value in Nehemiah Pritchett. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick214 Rnd6 Jaden Crumedy
They jumped the gun on Jaden Crumedy, taking him earlier than his grade liked. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick224 Rnd7 Julian Pearl
Taking Julian Pearl in No. 224 is close to grand larceny; an offensive lineman that good had no business lasting this long. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick237 Rnd7 Jordan Magee
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Jordan Magee at the Round 7 slot is the proof. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick238 Rnd7 Johnny Dixon
They will replay Johnny Dixon at the 238th overall pick for years; that is how good the value is. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.