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Draft Selections
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (CHI)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
Walter Nolen Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (CHI)
Walter Nolen
DT Ole Miss
Armand Membou Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CHI)
Armand Membou
OT Missouri
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (CHI)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Jahdae Barron Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jahdae Barron
CB Texas
Wyatt Milum Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (CHI)
Wyatt Milum
OT West Virginia
Josaiah Stewart Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (CHI)
Josaiah Stewart
DE-EDGE Michigan
Draft Picks Received
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (CLE)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
Jahdae Barron Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (CLE)
Jahdae Barron
CB Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CLE)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (CLE)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (CLE)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (JAX)
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Draft Picks Traded
Elijah Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 10 RND: 1 (CLE)
Elijah Roberts
DE-EDGE SMU
Malachi Moore Head Shot
PICK: 240 RND: 7 (JAX)
Malachi Moore
S Alabama
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B
ValueA+ NeedB+ TradesF FutureA+
The Bears won the night they stopped Stewart from sliding. Grade: B.

When a board-topper like Josaiah Stewart slides to pick 233, you do not overthink it, and the Bears did not. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B.

The dealing is the wound this class cannot quite close. The quarterback hole is the one line item this class does not answer. Stockpiling next year's capital is patient, if unglamorous, asset work.

They went 6 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

In short, they left a little better than they arrived, which is the whole idea.

Pick Analysis
Pick33 Rnd2 Ashton Jeanty
Steal is underselling it; Ashton Jeanty at No. 33 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick39 Rnd2 Walter Nolen
A top-tier interior defensive lineman at a bargain, Walter Nolen in Round 2, Pick 7, plain and simple. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick41 Rnd2 Armand Membou
Armand Membou in the Round 2 slot is a gift, value that borders on unfair. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick72 Rnd3 Jalon Walker
Jalon Walker at the 72nd overall pick is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. The roster fit checks out.
Pick104 Rnd4 Jahdae Barron
Jahdae Barron in pick 104 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick148 Rnd5 Wyatt Milum
They barely believed it either: Wyatt Milum still on the board at slot 148. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick233 Rnd7 Josaiah Stewart
You do not let an edge rusher like Josaiah Stewart reach pick No. 233 and blink. They did not. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.