LardHaus'S MOCK DRAFT

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  • LardHaus DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Donovan Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (NE)
Donovan Jackson
OT Ohio State
Malaki Starks Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (NE)
Malaki Starks
S Georgia
TreVeyon Henderson Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (NE)
TreVeyon Henderson
RB Ohio State
Jordan Burch Head Shot
PICK: 77 RND: 3 (NE)
Jordan Burch
DE-EDGE Oregon
Darius Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 81 RND: 3 (NE)
Darius Alexander
DT Toledo
Denzel Burke Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (NE)
Denzel Burke
CB Ohio State
Seth McLaughlin Head Shot
PICK: 144 RND: 5 (NE)
Seth McLaughlin
C Ohio State
Shemar James Head Shot
PICK: 217 RND: 7 (NE)
Shemar James
LB Florida
Hayden Conner Head Shot
PICK: 220 RND: 7 (NE)
Hayden Conner
OG Texas
Desmond Watson Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (NE)
Desmond Watson
DT Florida
Draft Picks Received
Malaki Starks Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (CIN)
Malaki Starks
S Georgia
Darius Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 81 RND: 3 (CIN)
Darius Alexander
DT Toledo
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CIN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (CIN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Mason Graham Head Shot
PICK: 4 RND: 1 (CIN)
Mason Graham
DT Michigan
Players Gained
Head Shot
Ja'Marr Chase
WR
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B+
ValueC+ NeedB TradesA+ FutureA
The Patriots worked the phones like thieves and earned a B+.

The Patriots treated their own grade as gospel and everyone else's as noise, spending the 220th overall pick on Hayden Conner a full 47 spots early. More right than wrong, and a B+ to match.

The trade ledger is the best part of the whole weekend. However the rest shakes out, Starks at that price is a win they earned.

They will regret leaving wide receiver for another day if the season turns on it. Stockpiling next year's capital is patient, if unglamorous, asset work.

All told, a draft that does its job without fuss, and there is real value in that.

Pick Analysis
Pick38 Rnd2 Donovan Jackson
They reached into another round for Donovan Jackson, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. The roster fit checks out.
Pick49 Rnd2 Malaki Starks
Malaki Starks in the 49th pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick69 Rnd3 TreVeyon Henderson
They read the board right and TreVeyon Henderson was the payoff at the 69th overall pick. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick77 Rnd3 Jordan Burch
A reach for Jordan Burch in pick 77; a little patience would have been rewarded. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick81 Rnd3 Darius Alexander
They liked Darius Alexander enough to skip the value, taking him in slot 81. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick106 Rnd4 Denzel Burke
Denzel Burke in No. 106 is the kind of reach that only looks good if he outplays it. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick144 Rnd5 Seth McLaughlin
Seth McLaughlin at No. 144 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick217 Rnd7 Shemar James
This one needs a full-page explanation: Shemar James in slot 217, miles early. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick220 Rnd7 Hayden Conner
Hayden Conner at the 220th overall pick is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick238 Rnd7 Desmond Watson
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Desmond Watson at the 238th pick is the proof. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.