HipsterPunchy'S MOCK DRAFT
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HipsterPunchy'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 14, 2026

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  • HipsterPunchy DRAFTING FOR THE
    49ers
Draft Selections
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (SF)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (SF)
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
S Toledo
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (SF)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Skyler Bell Head Shot
PICK: 93 RND: 3 (SF)
Skyler Bell
WR UConn
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (SF)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Davison Igbinosun Head Shot
PICK: 127 RND: 4 (SF)
Davison Igbinosun
CB Ohio State
Chris McClellan Head Shot
PICK: 139 RND: 4 (SF)
Chris McClellan
DT Missouri
Draft Picks Received
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (BAL)
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
S Toledo
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (DEN)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Skyler Bell Head Shot
PICK: 93 RND: 3 (LAR)
Skyler Bell
WR UConn
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (BAL)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Draft Picks Traded
Dontay Corleone Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (DEN)
Dontay Corleone
DT Cincinnati
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 92 RND: 3 (LAR)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Eli Raridon Head Shot
PICK: 133 RND: 4 (NYG)
Eli Raridon
TE Notre Dame
Gracen Halton Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (NYG)
Gracen Halton
DL Oklahoma
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
Head Shot
Kayvon Thibodeaux
LB
Head Shot
Carson Vinson
OT
Players traded away
Head Shot
Mac Jones
QB
Draft Grade — 49ers
Overall B
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesA+ FutureC-
The 49ers turned the phones into found money: B.

Whoever sat across the table from the 49ers should ask for a receipt. They cleaned the room out, prying loose far more value than they gave up, and it was the quiet MVP of their weekend.

They punted on running back, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. The Bell steal is the beam this whole class leans on.

In short, they left a little better than they arrived, which is the whole idea.

Pick Analysis
Pick27 Rnd1 Caleb Lomu
In Round 1, Pick 27 they get a long-term starter on the line. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick45 Rnd2 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
A straight-up fair deal on Emmanuel McNeil-Warren at the 45th overall pick, value and slot in agreement. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick62 Rnd2 Jake Slaughter
Nice patience on Jake Slaughter, who had no business lasting to the Round 2 slot. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick93 Rnd3 Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell slid further than he should have, and No. 93 is lovely value for the wide receiver. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick115 Rnd4 Bryce Lance
A market-rate wide receiver, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Bryce Lance. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick127 Rnd4 Davison Igbinosun
Davison Igbinosun at pick No. 127 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick139 Rnd4 Chris McClellan
They did well to land Chris McClellan in slot 139, just ahead of his grade. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.