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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 21, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Lake McRee Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Lake McRee
TE USC
Keith Abney II Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Keith Abney II
CB Arizona State
Mikail Kamara Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
Mikail Kamara
DE-EDGE Indiana
Dontay Corleone Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Dontay Corleone
DT Cincinnati
Jimmy Rolder Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NE)
Jimmy Rolder
LB Michigan
Darrell Jackson Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NE)
Darrell Jackson Jr.
DT Florida State
Ted Hurst Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (NE)
Ted Hurst
WR Georgia State
Chris McClellan Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (NE)
Chris McClellan
DT Missouri
Kevin Coleman Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (NE)
Kevin Coleman Jr.
WR Missouri
Jalen Stroman Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (NE)
Jalen Stroman
S Notre Dame
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Nothing loud, just a tidy B- for the Patriots.

The Lake McRee pick is the one that will follow the Patriots into the fall. They took him 204 spots ahead of his grade, and the board is not shy about saying so.

Whatever else happened, they won the night they took Jackson Jr.. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped quarterback, which is a strange place to end up.

Edge rusher was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job. They trusted the board more than the depth chart.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the quarterback spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Caleb Lomu
In No. 31 they get a blindside protector. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick63 Rnd2 Lake McRee
Lake McRee in the 63rd overall pick is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick95 Rnd3 Keith Abney II
They barely believed it either: Keith Abney II still on the board at slot 95. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick125 Rnd4 Mikail Kamara
Mikail Kamara at the Round 4 slot is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick131 Rnd4 Dontay Corleone
They robbed the room for Dontay Corleone here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick171 Rnd5 Jimmy Rolder
They talked themselves into Jimmy Rolder at pick 171, and the board did not agree. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick191 Rnd6 Darrell Jackson Jr.
The board fumbled Darrell Jackson Jr. all the way to No. 191, and they scooped it up. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick198 Rnd6 Ted Hurst
Ted Hurst at the 198th pick is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick202 Rnd6 Chris McClellan
Chris McClellan at the 202nd overall pick is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick212 Rnd6 Kevin Coleman Jr.
Taking Kevin Coleman Jr. in slot 212 is close to grand larceny; a wide receiver that good had no business lasting this long. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick247 Rnd7 Jalen Stroman
A top-tier safety at a bargain, Jalen Stroman in Round 7, Pick 31, plain and simple. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.