Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 21, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Keldric Faulk Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Keldric Faulk
DE-EDGE Auburn
Cashius Howell Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
Cashius Howell
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Jaren Kanak Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jaren Kanak
TE Oklahoma
Demond Claiborne Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Demond Claiborne
RB Wake Forest
Zakee Wheatley Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Zakee Wheatley
S Penn State
Julian Neal Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (HOU)
Julian Neal
CB Arkansas
Eric McAlister Head Shot
PICK: 243 RND: 7 (HOU)
Eric McAlister
WR TCU
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall B-
ValueC NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
A solid, sensible weekend for the Texans: B-.

The Texans looked at the value chart, folded it up, and took Jaren Kanak at slot 59 regardless, 167 picks early. It does the job without flash, and the B- reflects it.

McAlister falling to them is the kind of break a good board is built to catch. The interior defensive lineman hole is the one line item this class does not answer. On the needs board they went 4 of 8, with running back the one that mattered most.

Nearly every premium pick went to that side of the ball.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the interior defensive lineman spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Keldric Faulk
In the 28th overall pick they get a disruptor off the edge, and a steal at that. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick38 Rnd2 Cashius Howell
A tidy bit of business in the Round 2 slot, where Cashius Howell graded well above the range. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick59 Rnd2 Jaren Kanak
Jaren Kanak at Round 2, Pick 27 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick69 Rnd3 Demond Claiborne
Demond Claiborne in No. 69 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick106 Rnd4 Zakee Wheatley
Zakee Wheatley at pick 106 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick167 Rnd5 Julian Neal
They robbed the room for Julian Neal here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick243 Rnd7 Eric McAlister
Eric McAlister in the Round 7 slot is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.