Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON NOV 5, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Taulia Tagovailoa Head Shot
PICK: 7 RND: 1 (MIA)
Taulia Tagovailoa
QB Maryland
Jeremy Moussa Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (MIA)
Jeremy Moussa
QB Florida A&M
Grant Gunnell Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (MIA)
Grant Gunnell
QB Sam Houston
Phil Jurkovec Head Shot
PICK: 120 RND: 4 (MIA)
Phil Jurkovec
QB Pittsburgh
Tanner Mordecai Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (MIA)
Tanner Mordecai
QB Wisconsin
Jordan Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 184 RND: 6 (MIA)
Jordan Johnson
WR Notre Dame
Emory Jones Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (MIA)
Emory Jones
QB Cincinnati
Kedon Slovis Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (MIA)
Kedon Slovis
QB BYU
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall D
ValueF NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
Tagovailoa is the plan now, and the Dolphins grade out a D.

Somewhere a scout is still blinking. The Dolphins spent the 39th overall pick on Jeremy Moussa, a name the board had a full 357 spots lower. Too much went sideways, and the D is the honest tally.

Whatever Taulia Tagovailoa becomes, the front office has tied its fortunes to the answer. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped edge rusher, which is a strange place to end up. On the needs board they went 2 of 8, with quarterback the one that mattered most.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and edge rusher is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick7 Rnd1 Taulia Tagovailoa
They reached into another round for Taulia Tagovailoa, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick39 Rnd2 Jeremy Moussa
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Jeremy Moussa. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick55 Rnd2 Grant Gunnell
They talked themselves into Grant Gunnell at pick No. 55, and the board did not agree. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick120 Rnd4 Phil Jurkovec
A real head-scratcher, Phil Jurkovec in pick 120 is miles ahead of his ranking. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick158 Rnd5 Tanner Mordecai
Tanner Mordecai at slot 158 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick184 Rnd6 Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson at Round 6, Pick 9 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick198 Rnd6 Emory Jones
Emory Jones in pick 198 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick241 Rnd7 Kedon Slovis
A wild overpay on Kedon Slovis in the 241st overall pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.