poopscoop'S MOCK DRAFT
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poopscoop'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 13, 2026

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  • poopscoop DRAFTING FOR THE
    Rams
Draft Selections
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (LAR)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Anthony Hill Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 61 RND: 2 (LAR)
Anthony Hill Jr.
LB Texas
Logan Jones Head Shot
PICK: 93 RND: 3 (LAR)
Logan Jones
C Iowa
DJ Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
DJ Campbell
OG Texas
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (LAR)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 251 RND: 7 (LAR)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
Thaddeus Dixon Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (LAR)
Thaddeus Dixon
CB North Carolina
Draft Grade — Rams
Overall B-
ValueB+ NeedB- TradesB- FutureB-
Dixon should have been long gone. The Rams pounced, and earned a B-.

The board owed the Rams one, and it paid up: Thaddeus Dixon, the No. 216 name on the board, sitting there at Round 7, Pick 36 like a gift left on the doorstep.

The safety hole is the one line item this class does not answer. They went 2 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

Bottom line, more hits than misses and a roster nudged the right way.

Pick Analysis
Pick13 Rnd1 Mansoor Delane
In slot 13 they get a ballhawk on the outside. More want than need.
Pick61 Rnd2 Anthony Hill Jr.
Somehow Anthony Hill Jr. was still sitting there in the 61st pick, and they pounced on premier linebacker value. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick93 Rnd3 Logan Jones
A clean, defensible pick in Round 3, Pick 29 with a little surplus value in Logan Jones. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick207 Rnd6 DJ Campbell
DJ Campbell at pick No. 207 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick232 Rnd7 Jeff Caldwell
Value with a capital V on Jeff Caldwell in the Round 7 slot, a genuine coup. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick251 Rnd7 Trey Zuhn III
Trey Zuhn III at No. 251 is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the offensive lineman. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick252 Rnd7 Thaddeus Dixon
Thaddeus Dixon in pick 252 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. Stacking talent where they were already deep.