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poopscoop'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 13, 2026

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  • poopscoop DRAFTING FOR THE
    Rams
Draft Selections
Anthony Hill Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 61 RND: 2 (LAR)
Anthony Hill Jr.
LB Texas
Kamari Ramsey Head Shot
PICK: 93 RND: 3 (LAR)
Kamari Ramsey
S USC
Tacario Davis Head Shot
PICK: 112 RND: 4 (LAR)
Tacario Davis
CB Washington
Sawyer Robertson Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
Sawyer Robertson
QB Baylor
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (LAR)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 251 RND: 7 (LAR)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
Fa'alili Fa'amoe Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (LAR)
Fa'alili Fa'amoe
OT Wake Forest
Draft Picks Received
Tacario Davis Head Shot
PICK: 112 RND: 4 (DAL)
Tacario Davis
CB Washington
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (DAL)
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Draft Picks Traded
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (DAL)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
Draft Grade — Rams
Overall C+
ValueB+ NeedB TradesF FutureA+
The Rams won the night they stopped Hill Jr. from sliding. Grade: C+.

Somebody took the Rams to the cleaners. The deals they made bled real value, and the whole class wears it. The final tally is a middling C+.

That Hill Jr. pick is the receipt they will wave around later. A whole weekend of picks and running back is somehow still a want.

A perfectly average weekend, for better and for worse.

Pick Analysis
Pick61 Rnd2 Anthony Hill Jr.
A linebacker of that caliber at Round 2, Pick 29 is the definition of value, full stop. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick93 Rnd3 Kamari Ramsey
Kamari Ramsey in slot 93 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick112 Rnd4 Tacario Davis
They let Tacario Davis come to them and pounced at the 112th overall pick. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick207 Rnd6 Sawyer Robertson
No edge and no loss on Sawyer Robertson in the 207th pick; it is a wash and a sensible one. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick232 Rnd7 Jeff Caldwell
A tidy bit of business in the Round 7 slot, where Jeff Caldwell graded well above the range. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick251 Rnd7 Trey Zuhn III
Trey Zuhn III in pick No. 251 lands just on the right side of the ledger. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick252 Rnd7 Fa'alili Fa'amoe
Fair-plus on Fa'alili Fa'amoe, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.