Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON NOV 19, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Nick Nash Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (MIA)
Nick Nash
WR San Jose State
Sam Brown Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 48 RND: 2 (MIA)
Sam Brown Jr.
WR Miami
Andrew Armstrong Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (MIA)
Andrew Armstrong
WR Arkansas
Addison West Head Shot
PICK: 116 RND: 4 (MIA)
Addison West
OG Western Michigan
Jalin Conyers Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (MIA)
Jalin Conyers
TE Texas Tech
Desmond Watson Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (MIA)
Desmond Watson
DT Florida
Power Echols Head Shot
PICK: 155 RND: 5 (MIA)
Power Echols
LB North Carolina
Eugene Asante Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (MIA)
Eugene Asante
LB Auburn
Beaux Collins Head Shot
PICK: 231 RND: 7 (MIA)
Beaux Collins
WR Notre Dame
Isaac TeSlaa Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (MIA)
Isaac TeSlaa
WR Arkansas
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall D
ValueF NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The board sent warnings the Dolphins ignored, and it shows: D.

The Jalin Conyers pick is the one that will follow the Dolphins into the fall. They took him 246 spots ahead of his grade, and the board is not shy about saying so. It grades a D, and the process earned it.

Leaving quarterback unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall. If one pick saves this weekend, it is TeSlaa. They went 5 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

They came away with juice, if not much beef up front.

The verdict is not kind, and fairly so; this class has a hill to climb.

Pick Analysis
Pick13 Rnd1 Nick Nash
In the 13th overall pick they get a home-run threat at receiver, though the board says they badly overpaid. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick48 Rnd2 Sam Brown Jr.
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Sam Brown Jr.. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick98 Rnd3 Andrew Armstrong
Andrew Armstrong at pick No. 98 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick116 Rnd4 Addison West
They reached into another round for Addison West, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick135 Rnd4 Jalin Conyers
A big swing on Jalin Conyers at pick 135, well ahead of any board in the building. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick150 Rnd5 Desmond Watson
This one needs a full-page explanation: Desmond Watson in Round 5, Pick 12, miles early. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick155 Rnd5 Power Echols
They talked themselves into Power Echols at No. 155, and the board did not agree. The roster fit checks out.
Pick224 Rnd7 Eugene Asante
Eugene Asante in slot 224 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick231 Rnd7 Beaux Collins
They left a pile of value on the table to take Beaux Collins this early at the 231st pick. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick253 Rnd7 Isaac TeSlaa
Nice patience on Isaac TeSlaa, who had no business lasting to pick 253. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.