Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON DEC 7, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Will Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (MIA)
Will Campbell
OT LSU
Xavier Watts Head Shot
PICK: 48 RND: 2 (MIA)
Xavier Watts
S Notre Dame
Jalin Conyers Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (MIA)
Jalin Conyers
TE Texas Tech
Alijah Clark Head Shot
PICK: 116 RND: 4 (MIA)
Alijah Clark
S Syracuse
Jaylen Reed Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (MIA)
Jaylen Reed
S Penn State
Tommi Hill Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (MIA)
Tommi Hill
CB Nebraska
C.J. Baskerville Head Shot
PICK: 155 RND: 5 (MIA)
C.J. Baskerville
S Texas Tech
Trey Morrison Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (MIA)
Trey Morrison
DB Oklahoma
Davonte Brown Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (MIA)
Davonte Brown
S Florida State
Tyreke Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 231 RND: 7 (MIA)
Tyreke Johnson
DB Nebraska
Clarence Lewis Head Shot
PICK: 245 RND: 7 (MIA)
Clarence Lewis
CB Syracuse
Jalen Kimber Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jalen Kimber
CB Penn State
Corey Collier Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (MIA)
Corey Collier Jr.
S Florida A&M
Jakailin Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jakailin Johnson
CB Ohio State
Draft Picks Received
Davonte Brown Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (SF)
Davonte Brown
S Florida State
Clarence Lewis Head Shot
PICK: 245 RND: 7 (WSH)
Clarence Lewis
CB Syracuse
Jalen Kimber Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (SF)
Jalen Kimber
CB Penn State
Corey Collier Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (SF)
Corey Collier Jr.
S Florida A&M
Draft Picks Traded
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (TEN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (TEN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall D+
ValueF NeedC+ TradesB- FutureD-
The board sent warnings the Dolphins ignored, and it shows: D+.

Some picks age like wine; Jalin Conyers at pick 98 will need to, sitting 283 spots clear of his grade.

A whole weekend of picks and quarterback is somehow still a want. The Clark pick is fine in a vacuum, less so with quarterback, wide receiver and other spots still on the board. It is a win-now wager, and the future is the stake.

Bottom line, they will be counting on several picks to beat their grades.

Pick Analysis
Pick13 Rnd1 Will Campbell
In pick 13 they get protection for the quarterback. A real need, handled.
Pick48 Rnd2 Xavier Watts
Xavier Watts in slot 48 is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick98 Rnd3 Jalin Conyers
Jalin Conyers at the Round 3 slot is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick116 Rnd4 Alijah Clark
A curious use of the 116th pick. Quarterback, wide receiver and other spots needed the pick; a safety in Alijah Clark did not.
Pick135 Rnd4 Jaylen Reed
They zigged when the board said zag, taking Jaylen Reed at safety with quarterback, wide receiver and other spots open.
Pick150 Rnd5 Tommi Hill
Tommi Hill in No. 150 is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick155 Rnd5 C.J. Baskerville
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for C.J. Baskerville. Depth on depth, at a spot that was hardly crying out.
Pick224 Rnd7 Trey Morrison
This one needs a full-page explanation: Trey Morrison in pick No. 224, miles early. A pick in search of a role on this roster.
Pick227 Rnd7 Davonte Brown
Davonte Brown at No. 227 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. A want dressed up as a pick, at a spot they had covered.
Pick231 Rnd7 Tyreke Johnson
A real head-scratcher, Tyreke Johnson in the 231st overall pick is miles ahead of his ranking. Where it fits the depth chart is the real question.
Pick245 Rnd7 Clarence Lewis
A wild overpay on Clarence Lewis in Round 7, Pick 29, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. Pure best-available; the position was not exactly begging.
Pick249 Rnd7 Jalen Kimber
They reached into another round for Jalen Kimber, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. A luxury on a unit that was already in good shape.
Pick252 Rnd7 Corey Collier Jr.
Corey Collier Jr. at pick 252 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. It is more luxury than necessity; they were already set here.
Pick253 Rnd7 Jakailin Johnson
A big swing on Jakailin Johnson at slot 253, well ahead of any board in the building. Nice player, but the depth chart did not need him here.