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Slasky80'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 11, 2026

03/11/26 1.0

  • Slasky80 DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Domonique Orange Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (CHI)
Domonique Orange
DT Iowa State
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (CHI)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Brenen Thompson Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Brenen Thompson
WR Mississippi State
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (CHI)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (CHI)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Riley Nowakowski Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Riley Nowakowski
TE Indiana
Draft Picks Received
Domonique Orange Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Domonique Orange
DT Iowa State
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Draft Picks Traded
Blake Miller Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (HOU)
Blake Miller
OT Clemson
Malachi Fields Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (NE)
Malachi Fields
WR Notre Dame
Players Gained
Head Shot
DeMario Douglas
WR
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B+
ValueB NeedB TradesA+ FutureB-
The Bears fleeced the room on the phones and earned a B+.

Some picks age like wine; Riley Nowakowski at the 241st pick will need to, sitting 32 spots clear of his grade.

The trade ledger is the best part of the whole weekend. That edge rusher hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall.

They banked enough surplus on Caldwell to cover a lot of smaller sins. On the needs board they went 5 of 8, with interior defensive lineman the one that mattered most.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but edge rusher.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Arvell Reese
In pick 25 they get a green-dot type in the middle, outstanding value to boot. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick59 Rnd2 Domonique Orange
Domonique Orange in the 59th pick is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick63 Rnd2 A.J. Haulcy
A.J. Haulcy in pick No. 63 is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick89 Rnd3 Brenen Thompson
They paid sticker price for Brenen Thompson in slot 89, and that is fine. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick106 Rnd4 Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. at No. 106 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick129 Rnd4 Parker Brailsford
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Parker Brailsford in the 129th overall pick. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick131 Rnd4 Kyle Louis
Kyle Louis at the 131st overall pick is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick239 Rnd7 Jeff Caldwell
Jeff Caldwell in No. 239 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick241 Rnd7 Riley Nowakowski
A real head-scratcher, Riley Nowakowski in slot 241 is miles ahead of his ranking. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.