Mr. JJ Fats'S MOCK DRAFT

Mr. JJ Fats'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON NOV 3, 2025

Fat Pat's Folly

  • Mr. JJ Fats DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Colston Loveland Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Colston Loveland
TE Michigan
Tyler Booker Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (CHI)
Tyler Booker
OG Alabama
Tyleik Williams Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CHI)
Tyleik Williams
DT Ohio State
Tate Ratledge Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (CHI)
Tate Ratledge
OG Georgia
Chimere Dike Head Shot
PICK: 79 RND: 3 (CHI)
Chimere Dike
WR Florida
Malachi Moore Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (CHI)
Malachi Moore
S Alabama
Tahj Brooks Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (CHI)
Tahj Brooks
RB Texas Tech
Jermari Harris Head Shot
PICK: 240 RND: 7 (CHI)
Jermari Harris
CB Iowa
Draft Picks Received
Colston Loveland Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (HOU)
Colston Loveland
TE Michigan
Chimere Dike Head Shot
PICK: 79 RND: 3 (HOU)
Chimere Dike
WR Florida
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (HOU)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Mykel Williams Head Shot
PICK: 10 RND: 1 (HOU)
Mykel Williams
DE-EDGE Georgia
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB TradesD FutureA
The steal of the weekend belongs to the Bears and Brooks: B-.

The value of the weekend has a name and a slot: Tahj Brooks, pick 233, roughly 31 picks past where he belonged.

Every board in the league had Dike lower, and that gap is the story. That edge rusher hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. It is a bet on later, and a defensible one for a team playing the long game.

A small leak at the table, if not a fatal one.

In short, they left a little better than they arrived, which is the whole idea.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Colston Loveland
In the 25th overall pick they get a red-zone target to build around. More want than need.
Pick39 Rnd2 Tyler Booker
Fair-plus on Tyler Booker, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick41 Rnd2 Tyleik Williams
A tidy little value on Tyleik Williams in pick No. 41, a step better than break-even. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick72 Rnd3 Tate Ratledge
No edge and no loss on Tate Ratledge in the Round 3 slot; it is a wash and a sensible one. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick79 Rnd3 Chimere Dike
They reached a country mile for Chimere Dike at slot 79, and the board is aghast. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick148 Rnd5 Malachi Moore
A clean, defensible pick in Round 5, Pick 10 with a little surplus value in Malachi Moore. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick233 Rnd7 Tahj Brooks
Tahj Brooks at pick 233 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick240 Rnd7 Jermari Harris
Good price on Jermari Harris in the 240th pick, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.