KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT

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  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
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Draft Selections
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (IND)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 19 RND: 1 (IND)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (IND)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
T.J. Tampa Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (IND)
T.J. Tampa
CB Iowa State
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Beau Brade Head Shot
PICK: 122 RND: 4 (IND)
Beau Brade
S Maryland
Isaac Guerendo Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (IND)
Isaac Guerendo
RB Louisville
Edefuan Ulofoshio Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (IND)
Edefuan Ulofoshio
LB Washington
Dylan McMahon Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (IND)
Dylan McMahon
C North Carolina State
Draft Picks Received
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (CHI)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 19 RND: 1 (LAR)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Brian Thomas Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (DAL)
Brian Thomas Jr.
WR LSU
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (NYG)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Beau Brade Head Shot
PICK: 122 RND: 4 (CHI)
Beau Brade
S Maryland
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (CHI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (CHI)
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Draft Picks Traded
J.J. McCarthy Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (ATL)
J.J. McCarthy
QB Michigan
Kiran Amegadjie Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (ATL)
Kiran Amegadjie
OT Yale
Matt Goncalves Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (DAL)
Matt Goncalves
OT Pittsburgh
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (ARI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (ARI)
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Players traded away
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Alec Pierce
WR
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Kwity Paye
EDGE
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Kylen Granson
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall F
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesF FutureD+
The Colts went off-script early, and it cost them a F.

The rest of the league had time to spare on Dylan McMahon; the Colts did not wait, grabbing him 59 spots ahead at pick No. 234.

Overpaying at the table undid a lot of the good work elsewhere. That quarterback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. Guerendo at that cost is the sort of edge that compounds over a roster.

It is a win-now wager, and the future is the stake.

There is no spinning it; the board won this weekend going away.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Brock Bowers
In the 9th pick they get a matchup weapon at tight end. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick19 Rnd1 Dallas Turner
Good price on Dallas Turner in slot 19, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick24 Rnd1 Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. in pick 24 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick46 Rnd2 T.J. Tampa
T.J. Tampa at No. 46 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick47 Rnd2 Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy at Round 2, Pick 15 is a conviction pick that outran the value. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick122 Rnd4 Beau Brade
Beau Brade in the Round 4 slot is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick151 Rnd5 Isaac Guerendo
Isaac Guerendo at the Round 5 slot is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick191 Rnd6 Edefuan Ulofoshio
They left a pile of value on the table to take Edefuan Ulofoshio this early at the 191st overall pick. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick234 Rnd7 Dylan McMahon
Dylan McMahon at the 234th pick is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. The roster fit checks out.