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    Vikings
Draft Selections
Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (MIN)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
Cooper DeJean Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (MIN)
Cooper DeJean
CB Iowa
J.J. McCarthy Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (MIN)
J.J. McCarthy
QB Michigan
Devontez Walker Head Shot
PICK: 66 RND: 3 (MIN)
Devontez Walker
WR North Carolina
Leonard Taylor III Head Shot
PICK: 108 RND: 4 (MIN)
Leonard Taylor III
DL Miami (FL)
Trevor Keegan Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (MIN)
Trevor Keegan
OG Michigan
Isaiah Davis Head Shot
PICK: 157 RND: 5 (MIN)
Isaiah Davis
RB South Dakota State
Luke McCaffrey Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (MIN)
Luke McCaffrey
WR Rice
Dillon Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 177 RND: 6 (MIN)
Dillon Johnson
RB Washington
Garret Greenfield Head Shot
PICK: 226 RND: 7 (MIN)
Garret Greenfield
OT South Dakota State
M.J. Devonshire Head Shot
PICK: 230 RND: 7 (MIN)
M.J. Devonshire
CB Pittsburgh
JD Bertrand Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (MIN)
JD Bertrand
LB Notre Dame
Draft Picks Received
Cooper DeJean Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (ARI)
Cooper DeJean
CB Iowa
J.J. McCarthy Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (ARI)
J.J. McCarthy
QB Michigan
Devontez Walker Head Shot
PICK: 66 RND: 3 (ARI)
Devontez Walker
WR North Carolina
Garret Greenfield Head Shot
PICK: 226 RND: 7 (ARI)
Garret Greenfield
OT South Dakota State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (ARI)
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Draft Picks Traded
Jer'Zhan Newton Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (ARI)
Jer'Zhan Newton
DL Illinois
Players Gained
Head Shot
Hjalte Froholdt
OG
Draft Grade — Vikings
Overall B+
ValueB NeedB TradesA+ FutureB-
Larceny in the 230th overall pick lands the Vikings a B+, Devonshire and all.

Somebody in pick 230 was going to get robbed, and it turned out to be the rest of the league. The Vikings sat still while M.J. Devonshire, the No. 191 name on the board, slid all the way to them, then sprinted to the podium.

Every deal seemed to tilt their way, which is not luck. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through safety.

The Keegan pick is the one the value grade keeps tripping over.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but safety.

Pick Analysis
Pick23 Rnd1 Chop Robinson
Chop Robinson in the 23rd overall pick is fair value, right on his grade. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick27 Rnd1 Cooper DeJean
In pick No. 27 they get a sticky cover corner at fair value.
Pick35 Rnd2 J.J. McCarthy
Nothing to complain about; J.J. McCarthy went a shade earlier than his grade, which is fine. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick66 Rnd3 Devontez Walker
Devontez Walker in No. 66 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick108 Rnd4 Leonard Taylor III
A straight-up fair deal on Leonard Taylor III at the 108th pick, value and slot in agreement. The roster fit checks out.
Pick129 Rnd4 Trevor Keegan
The board had cheaper options than Trevor Keegan at slot 129, and it noticed. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick157 Rnd5 Isaiah Davis
No drama and no debate, Isaiah Davis went about where he belonged in the Round 5 slot. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick167 Rnd5 Luke McCaffrey
They will replay Luke McCaffrey at pick 167 for years; that is how good the value is. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick177 Rnd6 Dillon Johnson
A slide stopped in pick 177, with Dillon Johnson worth more than the price. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick226 Rnd7 Garret Greenfield
Value with a capital V on Garret Greenfield in the 226th overall pick, a genuine coup. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick230 Rnd7 M.J. Devonshire
You do not let a cornerback like M.J. Devonshire reach the 230th pick and blink. They did not. Pure best-available; the position was not exactly begging.
Pick232 Rnd7 JD Bertrand
A quiet steal in pick No. 232: JD Bertrand for less than the market said. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.