Arse Hole 'S MOCK DRAFT
  1. Home
  2. Simulator

Arse Hole 'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 18, 2026

March Draft

  • Arse Hole DRAFTING FOR THE
    49ers
Draft Selections
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (SF)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (SF)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Joe Royer Head Shot
PICK: 127 RND: 4 (SF)
Joe Royer
TE Cincinnati
Chris McClellan Head Shot
PICK: 133 RND: 4 (SF)
Chris McClellan
DT Missouri
CJ Daniels Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (SF)
CJ Daniels
WR Miami
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 154 RND: 5 (SF)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Josh Moten Head Shot
PICK: 211 RND: 6 (SF)
Josh Moten
CB Southern Miss
Draft Picks Received
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 154 RND: 5 (BAL)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Josh Moten Head Shot
PICK: 211 RND: 6 (BAL)
Josh Moten
CB Southern Miss
Draft Picks Traded
Skyler Gill-Howard Head Shot
PICK: 139 RND: 4 (BAL)
Skyler Gill-Howard
DT Texas Tech
Draft Grade — 49ers
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
Nothing loud, just a tidy B for the 49ers.

The 49ers' one glaring miss is running back, a need they left exactly as they found it. Nothing here to lose sleep over; call it a B.

The Haulcy pick alone nudges the whole weekend up a notch. Job largely done: offensive lineman settled and 4 of 8 of the wish list covered.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but running back.

Pick Analysis
Pick27 Rnd1 Caleb Lomu
In the 27th pick they get a long-term starter on the line. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick58 Rnd2 A.J. Haulcy
A quiet steal in slot 58: A.J. Haulcy for less than the market said. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick127 Rnd4 Joe Royer
Nice patience on Joe Royer, who had no business lasting to No. 127. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick133 Rnd4 Chris McClellan
They took Chris McClellan at par in pick No. 133, which is nothing to complain about. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick138 Rnd4 CJ Daniels
CJ Daniels in Round 4, Pick 38 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick154 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
They did well to land Beau Stephens in pick 154, just ahead of his grade. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick211 Rnd6 Josh Moten
No drama and no debate, Josh Moten went about where he belonged in the Round 6 slot. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.