Horny 49ers Fan'S MOCK DRAFT
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Horny 49ers Fan'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 16, 2026

March final draft

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Draft Selections
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (SF)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (SF)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 92 RND: 3 (SF)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Bishop Fitzgerald Head Shot
PICK: 127 RND: 4 (SF)
Bishop Fitzgerald
S USC
Hezekiah Masses Head Shot
PICK: 133 RND: 4 (SF)
Hezekiah Masses
CB California
DeMonte Capehart Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (SF)
DeMonte Capehart
DT Clemson
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 154 RND: 5 (SF)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Le'Veon Moss Head Shot
PICK: 211 RND: 6 (SF)
Le'Veon Moss
RB Texas A&M
Draft Picks Received
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 154 RND: 5 (BAL)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Le'Veon Moss Head Shot
PICK: 211 RND: 6 (BAL)
Le'Veon Moss
RB Texas A&M
Draft Picks Traded
Chris McClellan Head Shot
PICK: 139 RND: 4 (BAL)
Chris McClellan
DT Missouri
Draft Grade — 49ers
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The 49ers robbed the room for Sarratt. Final grade: B.

Call it larceny. Elijah Sarratt sat on the board until slot 92, and the 49ers did not need to be asked twice. Nothing here to lose sleep over; call it a B.

A whole weekend of picks and quarterback is somehow still a want. Job largely done: offensive lineman settled and 4 of 8 of the wish list covered.

Solid rather than spectacular, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Pick Analysis
Pick27 Rnd1 Caleb Lomu
In No. 27 they get an anchor for the offensive line at fair value. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick58 Rnd2 Jake Slaughter
Jake Slaughter at the 58th overall pick is a sound buy, the sort that quietly helps a class. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick92 Rnd3 Elijah Sarratt
Circle this one: Elijah Sarratt at the 92nd pick is a fall that decides a draft. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick127 Rnd4 Bishop Fitzgerald
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Bishop Fitzgerald in pick No. 127. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick133 Rnd4 Hezekiah Masses
A market-rate cornerback, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Hezekiah Masses. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick138 Rnd4 DeMonte Capehart
DeMonte Capehart at slot 138 is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick154 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
Good price on Beau Stephens in the Round 5 slot, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick211 Rnd6 Le'Veon Moss
Le'Veon Moss in Round 6, Pick 30 is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.