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RUN ON FEB 4, 2024

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Draft Selections
Jer'Zhan Newton Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (CIN)
Jer'Zhan Newton
DL Illinois
Amarius Mims Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (CIN)
Amarius Mims
OT Georgia
Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (CIN)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
Cooper Beebe Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (CIN)
Cooper Beebe
OG Kansas State
Johnny Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CIN)
Johnny Wilson
WR Florida State
Roman Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (CIN)
Roman Wilson
WR Michigan
Theo Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (CIN)
Theo Johnson
TE Penn State
Braelon Allen Head Shot
PICK: 173 RND: 5 (CIN)
Braelon Allen
RB Wisconsin
Andru Phillips Head Shot
PICK: 181 RND: 6 (CIN)
Andru Phillips
CB Kentucky
Jaylan Ford Head Shot
PICK: 196 RND: 6 (CIN)
Jaylan Ford
LB Texas
Daequan Hardy Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (CIN)
Daequan Hardy
CB Penn State
Mark Perry Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (CIN)
Mark Perry
S TCU
Draft Picks Received
Jer'Zhan Newton Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (IND)
Jer'Zhan Newton
DL Illinois
Johnny Wilson Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (TB)
Johnny Wilson
WR Florida State
Theo Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (TB)
Theo Johnson
TE Penn State
Andru Phillips Head Shot
PICK: 181 RND: 6 (WSH)
Andru Phillips
CB Kentucky
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (WSH)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (WSH)
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Draft Picks Traded
Sincere Haynesworth Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (WSH)
Sincere Haynesworth
C Tulane
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (MIA)
NEXT YEAR (2025)
 
Players traded away
Head Shot
Joe Mixon
RB
Head Shot
Tee Higgins
WR
Draft Grade — Bengals
Overall D-
ValueB NeedB+ TradesF FutureC-
Grand theft in slot 115: the Bengals steal Wilson and grade out a D-.

You can lose a draft before you make a pick. The Bengals did it at the trade table, overpaying to chase players the board did not price nearly as high.

Every board in the league had Johnson lower, and that gap is the story. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped quarterback, which is a strange place to end up. If one pick saves this weekend, it is Wilson.

They are betting the present roster is worth a lighter draft next spring.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and quarterback is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick15 Rnd1 Jer'Zhan Newton
In the 15th pick they get a wrecking ball inside. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick18 Rnd1 Amarius Mims
In pick No. 18 they get an anchor for the offensive line at fair value. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick49 Rnd2 Chop Robinson
Chop Robinson slid further than he should have, and pick 49 is lovely value for the edge rusher. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick80 Rnd3 Cooper Beebe
No edge and no loss on Cooper Beebe in No. 80; it is a wash and a sensible one. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick89 Rnd3 Johnny Wilson
Johnny Wilson slipping to Round 3, Pick 26 is the kind of luck good rooms make for themselves. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick115 Rnd4 Roman Wilson
Roman Wilson at the 115th overall pick is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick126 Rnd4 Theo Johnson
They talked themselves into Theo Johnson at Round 4, Pick 26, and the board did not agree. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick173 Rnd5 Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen at pick 173 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick181 Rnd6 Andru Phillips
Value with a capital V on Andru Phillips in pick No. 181, a genuine coup. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick196 Rnd6 Jaylan Ford
They robbed the room for Jaylan Ford here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick238 Rnd7 Daequan Hardy
Daequan Hardy at the 238th pick is money in the bank, a cornerback taken below his worth. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick254 Rnd7 Mark Perry
Mark Perry in slot 254 is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. It adds depth where they could use a little.