Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 21, 2026

miami draft class

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Marlin Klein Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Marlin Klein
TE Michigan
Miles Kitselman Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
Miles Kitselman
TE Tennessee
Jaren Kanak Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (CHI)
Jaren Kanak
TE Oklahoma
Taurean York Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Taurean York
LB Texas A&M
Bud Clark Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Bud Clark
S TCU
Kobe Baynes Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Kobe Baynes
OG Kansas
Eric McAlister Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Eric McAlister
WR TCU
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall D
ValueF NeedC+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Bears have some explaining to do after a D.

Boards are made to be trusted, and the Bears shredded theirs for Jaren Kanak. He came off 166 spots early, and the room will hear about it. A weekend that fought the value and lost, hence the D.

Landing McAlister that late papers over a lot of smaller sins. Spending an early pick on tight end with edge rusher, interior defensive lineman and other spots open is the decision the grade keeps circling back to.

They covered a lot of ground and still skipped edge rusher, which is a strange place to end up. Job largely done: linebacker settled and 3 of 8 of the wish list covered.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Marlin Klein
In slot 25 they get a seam-stretching tight end, a steep price for the projection.
Pick57 Rnd2 Miles Kitselman
They zigged when the board said zag, taking Miles Kitselman at tight end with edge rusher, interior defensive lineman and other spots open.
Pick60 Rnd2 Jaren Kanak
Hard to square with the roster. With positions of obvious need still on the board, Jaren Kanak adds a tight end and leaves edge rusher, interior defensive lineman and other spots untouched.
Pick89 Rnd3 Taurean York
Taurean York at pick No. 89 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. It fills a real need, too.
Pick129 Rnd4 Bud Clark
Circle this one: Bud Clark at pick 129 is a fall that decides a draft. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick239 Rnd7 Kobe Baynes
Somehow Kobe Baynes was still sitting there in the 239th overall pick, and they pounced on premier offensive lineman value. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick241 Rnd7 Eric McAlister
Eric McAlister in pick 241 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.