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QBPURGATORY'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON OCT 22, 2025

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  • QBPURGATORY DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (CHI)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Jermod McCoy Head Shot
PICK: 50 RND: 2 (CHI)
Jermod McCoy
CB Tennessee
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 68 RND: 3 (CHI)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
LT Overton Head Shot
PICK: 81 RND: 3 (CHI)
LT Overton
DE-EDGE Alabama
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 119 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Jaeden Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (CHI)
Jaeden Roberts
OG Alabama
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 159 RND: 5 (CHI)
Kayden McDonald
DL Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 197 RND: 6 (CHI)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (CHI)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
Colton Hood Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (CHI)
Colton Hood
CB Tennessee
Draft Picks Received
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 68 RND: 3 (TEN)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (HOU)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (HOU)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Jaeden Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (HOU)
Jaeden Roberts
OG Alabama
Players Gained
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Danielle Hunter
LB
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Jeffery Simmons
DT
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Henry To'oTo'o
LB
Players traded away
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Braxton Jones
OT
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DJ Moore
WR
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Tremaine Edmunds
LB
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall D+
ValueA+ NeedB TradesF FutureB-
The Bears let Hood fall into their laps, and walked away with a D+.

The rest of the league will want that one back. Colton Hood tumbling to the Bears in the Round 7 slot is a gift they did not have to think twice about.

The trade table is where this weekend went wrong. They punted on linebacker, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

Add it up and it is a weekend the front office will hope everyone forgets, linebacker very much included.

Pick Analysis
Pick16 Rnd1 Spencer Fano
In Round 1, Pick 16 they get protection for the quarterback, outstanding value to boot.
Pick50 Rnd2 Jermod McCoy
Taking Jermod McCoy in the 50th overall pick is close to grand larceny; a cornerback that good had no business lasting this long. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick68 Rnd3 Kenyon Sadiq
A top-tier tight end at a bargain, Kenyon Sadiq in No. 68, plain and simple. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick81 Rnd3 LT Overton
LT Overton in the Round 3 slot is a gift, value that borders on unfair. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick111 Rnd4 Jake Slaughter
A offensive lineman of that caliber at the 111th pick is the definition of value, full stop. The roster fit checks out.
Pick115 Rnd4 Jonah Coleman
Steal is underselling it; Jonah Coleman at pick 115 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick119 Rnd4 Jordyn Tyson
They barely believed it either: Jordyn Tyson still on the board at slot 119. It fills a real need, too.
Pick152 Rnd5 Jaeden Roberts
Circle this one: Jaeden Roberts at pick No. 152 is a fall that decides a draft. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick159 Rnd5 Kayden McDonald
Kayden McDonald at the 159th pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick197 Rnd6 Dillon Thieneman
You do not let a safety like Dillon Thieneman reach Round 6, Pick 17 and blink. They did not. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick233 Rnd7 Michael Taaffe
Michael Taaffe at the Round 7 slot is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It is more luxury than necessity; they were already set here.
Pick252 Rnd7 Colton Hood
They will replay Colton Hood at slot 252 for years; that is how good the value is. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.