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Draft Selections
Shedeur Sanders Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DAL)
Shedeur Sanders
QB Colorado
Luther Burden III Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (DAL)
Luther Burden III
WR Missouri
Omarion Hampton Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (DAL)
Omarion Hampton
RB North Carolina
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 76 RND: 3 (DAL)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Colston Loveland Head Shot
PICK: 85 RND: 3 (DAL)
Colston Loveland
TE Michigan
Alfred Collins Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (DAL)
Alfred Collins
DT Texas
Cam Skattebo Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (DAL)
Cam Skattebo
RB Arizona State
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 168 RND: 5 (DAL)
Sonny Styles
S Ohio State
Hayden Conner Head Shot
PICK: 170 RND: 5 (DAL)
Hayden Conner
OG Texas
Danny Stutsman Head Shot
PICK: 173 RND: 5 (DAL)
Danny Stutsman
LB Oklahoma
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 186 RND: 6 (DAL)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
Shemar Turner Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (DAL)
Shemar Turner
DL Texas A&M
Tonka Hemingway Head Shot
PICK: 209 RND: 6 (DAL)
Tonka Hemingway
DT South Carolina
Jay Higgins Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (DAL)
Jay Higgins
LB Iowa
Draft Picks Received
Shedeur Sanders Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DEN)
Shedeur Sanders
QB Colorado
Omarion Hampton Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (HOU)
Omarion Hampton
RB North Carolina
Colston Loveland Head Shot
PICK: 85 RND: 3 (DEN)
Colston Loveland
TE Michigan
Alfred Collins Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (HOU)
Alfred Collins
DT Texas
Shemar Turner Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (DEN)
Shemar Turner
DL Texas A&M
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (DEN)
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Draft Picks Traded
Tetairoa McMillan Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (DEN)
Tetairoa McMillan
WR Arizona
Players Gained
Head Shot
Cody Barton
LB
Draft Grade — Cowboys
Overall A-
ValueA NeedB TradesA+ FutureB-
The Cowboys drew a line under the quarterback search with Sanders: A-.

Thirty-one other rooms let Jay Higgins slide, and the Cowboys were the ones holding the card at the 247th overall pick. Highway robbery. The sum of the weekend is a deserved A-.

Shedeur Sanders is the bet, and the class will be judged on how it pays off. The dealing alone would carry a lesser class. They punted on cornerback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

Bottom line, with Shedeur Sanders leading the way, this is a class that should pay off fast and rarely be regretted.

Pick Analysis
Pick20 Rnd1 Shedeur Sanders
In slot 20 they get the arm they will build around, outstanding value to boot. A real need, handled.
Pick44 Rnd2 Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III in pick 44 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick58 Rnd2 Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton at the 58th overall pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick76 Rnd3 Jalon Walker
The board fumbled Jalon Walker all the way to pick No. 76, and they scooped it up. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick85 Rnd3 Colston Loveland
You do not let a tight end like Colston Loveland reach pick 85 and blink. They did not. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick89 Rnd3 Alfred Collins
Circle this one: Alfred Collins at the 89th pick is a fall that decides a draft. The roster fit checks out.
Pick148 Rnd5 Cam Skattebo
They robbed the room for Cam Skattebo here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick168 Rnd5 Sonny Styles
Sonny Styles in No. 168 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick170 Rnd5 Hayden Conner
Hayden Conner at Round 5, Pick 33 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick173 Rnd5 Danny Stutsman
Somehow Danny Stutsman was still sitting there in the Round 5 slot, and they pounced on premier linebacker value. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick186 Rnd6 Trey Zuhn III
No drama and no debate, Trey Zuhn III went about where he belonged in Round 6, Pick 11. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick189 Rnd6 Shemar Turner
Shemar Turner at pick No. 189 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick209 Rnd6 Tonka Hemingway
Tonka Hemingway in the 209th pick is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick247 Rnd7 Jay Higgins
They barely believed it either: Jay Higgins still on the board at the 247th overall pick. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.