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Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (CHI)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
Graham Barton Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (CHI)
Graham Barton
OT Duke
Denzel Burke Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (CHI)
Denzel Burke
CB Ohio State
Jackson Powers-Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 76 RND: 3 (CHI)
Jackson Powers-Johnson
C Oregon
Zak Zinter Head Shot
PICK: 105 RND: 4 (CHI)
Zak Zinter
OG Michigan
Jaden Hicks Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (CHI)
Jaden Hicks
S Washington State
Smael Mondon Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 142 RND: 5 (CHI)
Smael Mondon Jr.
LB Georgia
Jamari Thrash Head Shot
PICK: 183 RND: 6 (CHI)
Jamari Thrash
WR Louisville
Marques Cox Head Shot
PICK: 226 RND: 7 (CHI)
Marques Cox
OT Kentucky
Francisco Mauigoa Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (CHI)
Francisco Mauigoa
LB Miami (FL)
Draft Picks Received
Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (LV)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
Graham Barton Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (MIA)
Graham Barton
OT Duke
Jackson Powers-Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 76 RND: 3 (LV)
Jackson Powers-Johnson
C Oregon
Francisco Mauigoa Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (LV)
Francisco Mauigoa
LB Miami (FL)
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (LV)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (LV)
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Draft Picks Traded
Caleb Williams Head Shot
PICK: 1 RND: 1 (MIA)
Caleb Williams
QB USC
Malik Nabers Head Shot
PICK: 5 RND: 1 (LV)
Malik Nabers
WR LSU
Players Gained
Head Shot
Tyreek Hill
WR
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall A
ValueB NeedB+ TradesA+ FutureA+
The Bears turned the phones into found money: A.

If you want a masterclass in dealing, watch the Bears, who turned every swap into a profit this weekend.

If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through interior defensive lineman. They banked enough surplus on Thrash to cover a lot of smaller sins.

The Tyreek Hill pickup adds a known quantity to a class of unknowns. Edge rusher was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job.

Add it up and few war rooms did better this weekend, Chop Robinson and all.

Pick Analysis
Pick12 Rnd1 Chop Robinson
In Round 1, Pick 12 they get a quarterback's worst nightmare. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Graham Barton
In pick 29 they get a building block for the line at fair value. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick69 Rnd3 Denzel Burke
The board had Denzel Burke higher than No. 69, and the cornerback fell to them anyway. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick76 Rnd3 Jackson Powers-Johnson
A straight-up fair deal on Jackson Powers-Johnson at the 76th pick, value and slot in agreement. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick105 Rnd4 Zak Zinter
A quiet steal in slot 105: Zak Zinter for less than the market said. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick128 Rnd4 Jaden Hicks
No drama and no debate, Jaden Hicks went about where he belonged in the Round 4 slot. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick142 Rnd5 Smael Mondon Jr.
Smael Mondon Jr. at the 142nd overall pick is money in the bank, a linebacker taken below his worth. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick183 Rnd6 Jamari Thrash
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Jamari Thrash in pick No. 183. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick226 Rnd7 Marques Cox
Marques Cox at slot 226 is a sound buy, the sort that quietly helps a class. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick233 Rnd7 Francisco Mauigoa
Quietly one of the better values of the day, Francisco Mauigoa at pick 233. The roster fit checks out.