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Draft Selections
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (IND)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (IND)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (IND)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
T.J. Tampa Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (IND)
T.J. Tampa
CB Iowa State
Xavier Legette Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Xavier Legette
WR South Carolina
Jaden Hicks Head Shot
PICK: 83 RND: 3 (IND)
Jaden Hicks
S Washington State
Edefuan Ulofoshio Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (IND)
Edefuan Ulofoshio
LB Washington
Tyrone Tracy Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 154 RND: 5 (IND)
Tyrone Tracy Jr.
WR Purdue
Tyler Owens Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (IND)
Tyler Owens
S Texas Tech
Tylan Grable Head Shot
PICK: 213 RND: 6 (IND)
Tylan Grable
OT UCF
Jarrett Kingston Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (IND)
Jarrett Kingston
OT USC
Draft Picks Received
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (SEA)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (DAL)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Xavier Legette Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (NYG)
Xavier Legette
WR South Carolina
Jaden Hicks Head Shot
PICK: 83 RND: 3 (LAR)
Jaden Hicks
S Washington State
Tyrone Tracy Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 154 RND: 5 (LAR)
Tyrone Tracy Jr.
WR Purdue
Tylan Grable Head Shot
PICK: 213 RND: 6 (LAR)
Tylan Grable
OT UCF
Draft Picks Traded
McKinnley Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (LAR)
McKinnley Jackson
DL Texas A&M
Christian Jones Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (DAL)
Christian Jones
OT Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (ARI)
NEXT YEAR (2025)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (ARI)
NEXT YEAR (2025)
 
Players Gained
Head Shot
Marquise Copeland
DT
Players traded away
Head Shot
Alec Pierce
WR
Head Shot
Kwity Paye
EDGE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall F
ValueC+ NeedB TradesF FutureD-
The Colts reached for Kingston and never recovered. Grade: F.

The war room fell hard for Jarrett Kingston, and it showed at the 234th overall pick: 90 picks ahead of a board that had other ideas. About as rough as the board gets, and a F to prove it.

The dealing is the wound this class cannot quite close. They will regret leaving quarterback for another day if the season turns on it.

They are betting the present roster is worth a lighter draft next spring. The Bowers value carries more weight than any single miss elsewhere.

There is no soft landing here: they fought the board and left quarterback open, and the grade is the bill.

Pick Analysis
Pick15 Rnd1 Brock Bowers
In the 15th pick they get a seam-stretching tight end at a price that makes it sweeter. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick16 Rnd1 Dallas Turner
In pick 16 they get a premier pass rusher. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick24 Rnd1 Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy at slot 24 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick46 Rnd2 T.J. Tampa
They took T.J. Tampa at par in No. 46, which is nothing to complain about. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick47 Rnd2 Xavier Legette
Value with a capital V on Xavier Legette in pick No. 47, a genuine coup. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick83 Rnd3 Jaden Hicks
No edge and no loss on Jaden Hicks in the Round 3 slot; it is a wash and a sensible one. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick151 Rnd5 Edefuan Ulofoshio
Edefuan Ulofoshio in the Round 5 slot is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick154 Rnd5 Tyrone Tracy Jr.
Good price on Tyrone Tracy Jr. in Round 5, Pick 18, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick191 Rnd6 Tyler Owens
They reached into another round for Tyler Owens, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. A want dressed up as a pick, at a spot they had covered.
Pick213 Rnd6 Tylan Grable
A real head-scratcher, Tylan Grable in No. 213 is miles ahead of his ranking. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick234 Rnd7 Jarrett Kingston
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Jarrett Kingston. The roster fit checks out.