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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON AUG 4, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Taulia Tagovailoa Head Shot
PICK: 21 RND: 1 (MIA)
Taulia Tagovailoa
QB Maryland
Tyrone Tracy Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 132 RND: 4 (MIA)
Tyrone Tracy Jr.
WR Purdue
Jalyx Hunt Head Shot
PICK: 134 RND: 4 (MIA)
Jalyx Hunt
DE-EDGE Houston Christian
Luke McCaffrey Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (MIA)
Luke McCaffrey
WR Rice
Sataoa Laumea Head Shot
PICK: 184 RND: 6 (MIA)
Sataoa Laumea
OT Utah
Garret Greenfield Head Shot
PICK: 235 RND: 7 (MIA)
Garret Greenfield
OT South Dakota State
Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (MIA)
Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint...
WR Georgia
Jacob Monk Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jacob Monk
OT Duke
Draft Picks Received
Tyrone Tracy Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 132 RND: 4 (DET)
Tyrone Tracy Jr.
WR Purdue
Jalyx Hunt Head Shot
PICK: 134 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Jalyx Hunt
DE-EDGE Houston Christian
Garret Greenfield Head Shot
PICK: 235 RND: 7 (DEN)
Garret Greenfield
OT South Dakota State
Jacob Monk Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (TEN)
Jacob Monk
OT Duke
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (DET)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (DET)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (TEN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (TEN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (DEN)
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Draft Picks Traded
Kamari Lassiter Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (DET)
Kamari Lassiter
CB Georgia
Isaiah Adams Head Shot
PICK: 120 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Isaiah Adams
OT Illinois
AJ Barner Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (DEN)
AJ Barner
TE Michigan
Players Gained
Head Shot
Giovanni Manu
OT
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall C
ValueF NeedB+ TradesC+ FutureB+
A passer of the future in Tagovailoa, and a C, for the Dolphins.

You can hear the double-takes from here. The Dolphins took Taulia Tagovailoa at pick 21, roughly 275 spots before his name belonged.

Everything downstream of Taulia Tagovailoa depends on Taulia Tagovailoa, and the building knows it. Landing Laumea that late papers over a lot of smaller sins.

That interior defensive lineman hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. Quarterback is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it.

In the end, a coin-flip class: fine today, with a wide range of outcomes ahead.

Pick Analysis
Pick21 Rnd1 Taulia Tagovailoa
In pick No. 21 they get a passer to set the clock by, a steep price for the projection. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick132 Rnd4 Tyrone Tracy Jr.
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Tyrone Tracy Jr. in pick 132. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick134 Rnd4 Jalyx Hunt
Jalyx Hunt slid further than he should have, and slot 134 is lovely value for the edge rusher. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick158 Rnd5 Luke McCaffrey
They let Luke McCaffrey come to them and pounced at No. 158. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick184 Rnd6 Sataoa Laumea
Sataoa Laumea in Round 6, Pick 9 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick235 Rnd7 Garret Greenfield
The board had Garret Greenfield higher than the 235th overall pick, and the offensive lineman fell to them anyway. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick241 Rnd7 Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint
Steal is underselling it; Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint at No. 241 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick242 Rnd7 Jacob Monk
Jacob Monk is a better player than the Round 7 slot suggests; smart patience, rewarded. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.