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ImGonnaGitYouSucka'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 16, 2026

03/16/26-1

  • ImGonnaGitYouSucka DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
Omar Cooper Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Omar Cooper Jr.
WR Indiana
Zakee Wheatley Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Zakee Wheatley
S Penn State
Skyler Gill-Howard Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Skyler Gill-Howard
DT Texas Tech
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Ted Hurst Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Ted Hurst
WR Georgia State
Eric McAlister Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Eric McAlister
WR TCU
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueB+ NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The steal of the weekend belongs to the Chiefs and Wheatley: B.

This is the pick they will still be bragging about in July: Zakee Wheatley, the No. 84 name on the board, stolen at pick 109. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B.

They punted on quarterback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. They went 5 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

The skill positions did well by the weekend.

Nothing here to lose sleep over, and plenty to feel decent about.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Jeremiyah Love
In slot 9 they get a centerpiece for the ground game. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Kenyon Sadiq
In the Round 1 slot they get a mismatch in the passing game, outstanding value to boot. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick40 Rnd2 Christen Miller
Nothing to complain about; Christen Miller went a shade earlier than his grade, which is fine. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick74 Rnd3 Omar Cooper Jr.
Steal is underselling it; Omar Cooper Jr. at pick 74 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick109 Rnd4 Zakee Wheatley
Zakee Wheatley at Round 4, Pick 9 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick148 Rnd5 Skyler Gill-Howard
Skyler Gill-Howard in the 148th pick is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. The roster fit checks out.
Pick169 Rnd5 Kage Casey
Kage Casey at pick No. 169 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick176 Rnd5 Ted Hurst
A reasonable price with a little left over, Ted Hurst in No. 176. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick210 Rnd6 Eric McAlister
They barely believed it either: Eric McAlister still on the board at No. 210. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.