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poopscoop'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 16, 2026

1st round

  • poopscoop DRAFTING FOR THE
    Rams
Draft Selections
Anthony Hill Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 61 RND: 2 (LAR)
Anthony Hill Jr.
LB Texas
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (LAR)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren Head Shot
PICK: 93 RND: 3 (LAR)
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
S Toledo
Isaiah World Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (LAR)
Isaiah World
OT Oregon
Febechi Nwaiwu Head Shot
PICK: 168 RND: 5 (LAR)
Febechi Nwaiwu
OG Oklahoma
Aamil Wagner Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
Aamil Wagner
OT Notre Dame
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (LAR)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 251 RND: 7 (LAR)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
Andre Fuller Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (LAR)
Andre Fuller
CB Toledo
Draft Picks Received
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Isaiah World Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Isaiah World
OT Oregon
Febechi Nwaiwu Head Shot
PICK: 168 RND: 5 (BUF)
Febechi Nwaiwu
OG Oklahoma
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CHI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (BUF)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (BUF)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (CHI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (BUF)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (CHI)
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Draft Picks Traded
T.J. Parker Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (BUF)
T.J. Parker
DE-EDGE Clemson
Draft Grade — Rams
Overall B-
ValueB+ NeedB TradesF FutureA+
The Rams let Wagner fall and pounced. Final grade: B-.

This is the pick they will still be bragging about in July: Aamil Wagner, the No. 162 name on the board, stolen at pick No. 207. Nothing here to lose sleep over; call it a B-.

The trade table is where this weekend went wrong. A whole weekend of picks and running back is somehow still a want.

The World pick is the one the value grade keeps tripping over.

Good work on the whole, with running back the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick61 Rnd2 Anthony Hill Jr.
A linebacker of that caliber at slot 61 is the definition of value, full stop. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick89 Rnd3 Jake Slaughter
Jake Slaughter in the 89th overall pick is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick93 Rnd3 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
Steal is underselling it; Emmanuel McNeil-Warren at pick 93 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick129 Rnd4 Isaiah World
A conviction pick on Isaiah World at Round 4, Pick 29 that the board grades a round light. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick168 Rnd5 Febechi Nwaiwu
By-the-book stuff, Febechi Nwaiwu at the 168th pick squarely in line with his ranking. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick207 Rnd6 Aamil Wagner
Aamil Wagner at No. 207 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick232 Rnd7 Zavion Thomas
A reasonable price with a little left over, Zavion Thomas in pick No. 232. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick251 Rnd7 Trey Zuhn III
Good price on Trey Zuhn III in the Round 7 slot, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick252 Rnd7 Andre Fuller
The board fumbled Andre Fuller all the way to slot 252, and they scooped it up. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.