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RUN ON MAR 17, 2026

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  • BadMonkeyStew DRAFTING FOR THE
    Commanders
Draft Selections
Carnell Tate Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (WSH)
Carnell Tate
WR Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (WSH)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 71 RND: 3 (WSH)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Daylen Everette Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (WSH)
Daylen Everette
CB Georgia
Dametrious Crownover Head Shot
PICK: 147 RND: 5 (WSH)
Dametrious Crownover
OT Texas A&M
Malik Benson Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (WSH)
Malik Benson
WR Oregon
Nate Boerkircher Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (WSH)
Nate Boerkircher
TE Texas A&M
Ted Hurst Head Shot
PICK: 187 RND: 6 (WSH)
Ted Hurst
WR Georgia State
Ephesians Prysock Head Shot
PICK: 209 RND: 6 (WSH)
Ephesians Prysock
CB Washington
Keyshaun Elliott Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (WSH)
Keyshaun Elliott
LB Arizona State
Draft Picks Received
Carnell Tate Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DAL)
Carnell Tate
WR Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (MIN)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Daylen Everette Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (MIN)
Daylen Everette
CB Georgia
Malik Benson Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (DAL)
Malik Benson
WR Oregon
Nate Boerkircher Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (MIN)
Nate Boerkircher
TE Texas A&M
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (LAC)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (LAC)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (SEA)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Caleb Downs Head Shot
PICK: 7 RND: 1 (LAC)
Caleb Downs
S Ohio State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (LV)
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Players Gained
Head Shot
Chaz Chambliss
LB
Head Shot
Dallas Turner
LB
Draft Grade — Commanders
Overall A-
ValueB+ NeedB+ TradesA+ FutureB
Larceny in the Round 6 slot lands the Commanders a A-, Prysock and all.

If you want a masterclass in dealing, watch the Commanders, who turned every swap into a profit this weekend.

Prysock falling to them is the kind of break a good board is built to catch. The edge rusher hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

In the end it comes back to Carnell Tate, and a haul good enough to build on right away.

Pick Analysis
Pick20 Rnd1 Carnell Tate
Value with a capital V on Carnell Tate in pick 20, a genuine coup. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick49 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Dillon Thieneman at pick No. 49 is the proof. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick71 Rnd3 Jake Slaughter
The board had Jake Slaughter higher than the 71st pick, and the offensive lineman fell to them anyway. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick97 Rnd3 Daylen Everette
Daylen Everette in No. 97 is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick147 Rnd5 Dametrious Crownover
Nice patience on Dametrious Crownover, who had no business lasting to the 147th overall pick. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick152 Rnd5 Malik Benson
Malik Benson at Round 5, Pick 12 is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick163 Rnd5 Nate Boerkircher
Nate Boerkircher slid further than he should have, and the Round 5 slot is lovely value for the tight end. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick187 Rnd6 Ted Hurst
Ted Hurst is a better player than slot 187 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick209 Rnd6 Ephesians Prysock
Ephesians Prysock in pick 209 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick223 Rnd7 Keyshaun Elliott
Keyshaun Elliott at No. 223 is money in the bank, a linebacker taken below his worth. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.