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Draft Selections
Nate Wiggins Head Shot
PICK: 22 RND: 1 (PHI)
Nate Wiggins
CB Clemson
Edgerrin Cooper Head Shot
PICK: 50 RND: 2 (PHI)
Edgerrin Cooper
LB Texas A&M
Kris Jenkins Head Shot
PICK: 53 RND: 2 (PHI)
Kris Jenkins
DL-EDGE Michigan
Calen Bullock Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (PHI)
Calen Bullock
S USC
Dillon Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 161 RND: 5 (PHI)
Dillon Johnson
RB Washington
Jha'Quan Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (PHI)
Jha'Quan Jackson
WR Tulane
AJ Barner Head Shot
PICK: 172 RND: 5 (PHI)
AJ Barner
TE Michigan
Curtis Jacobs Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (PHI)
Curtis Jacobs
LB Penn State
Draft Grade — Eagles
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
A solid, sensible weekend for the Eagles: B.

For all the boxes ticked, the Eagles skipped the loudest one: interior defensive lineman is exactly as bare as it was. More right than wrong, and a B to match.

However the rest shakes out, Bullock at that price is a win they earned. On the needs board they went 6 of 9, with cornerback the one that mattered most.

The weekend tilted hard toward the defense.

Bottom line, more hits than misses and a roster nudged the right way.

Pick Analysis
Pick22 Rnd1 Nate Wiggins
In slot 22 they get a lockdown presence outside at fair value. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick50 Rnd2 Edgerrin Cooper
Edgerrin Cooper at Round 2, Pick 18 is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the linebacker. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick53 Rnd2 Kris Jenkins
They did well to land Kris Jenkins in the 53rd overall pick, just ahead of his grade. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick98 Rnd3 Calen Bullock
Calen Bullock at pick No. 98 is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. It fills a real need, too.
Pick161 Rnd5 Dillon Johnson
They took Dillon Johnson at par in No. 161, which is nothing to complain about. The roster fit checks out.
Pick171 Rnd5 Jha'Quan Jackson
No drama and no debate, Jha'Quan Jackson went about where he belonged in the Round 5 slot. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick172 Rnd5 AJ Barner
They paid sticker price for AJ Barner in pick 172, and that is fine. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick210 Rnd6 Curtis Jacobs
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Curtis Jacobs at the 210th pick is the proof. They added to a strength when a need was still open elsewhere.